More East Coast Mainstream Media Idiocy

Via this morning’s Chron, from Courtland Milloy of the Washington Post, the latest example of why so many of us in “fly-over country” hold the big-city mainstream media in such low regard…

Too bad Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick that people like me love dogs more than cows. Or, to put it another way, I prefer the taste of Angus and Hereford to Rottweiler and pit bull. Otherwise, the federal agents who recently charged Vick with dogfighting would have to arrest nearly all of us for participating in far worse acts of animal cruelty.
Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney is credited with having said: “If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.” Well, they don’t — and most of us are carnivores. We’ll kill a duck, deer, turkey — name any meat — for the sheer entertainment of our palates or for the fun of the hunt.


Vick’s farm was raided by agents from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the same USDA that permits the wholesale slaughter of cows, chickens, pigs and lambs.
Vick’s case ought to be handled by a state’s attorney, but it isn’t. He is being prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia. You’d think the guy had been caught smuggling a ton of heroin in the carcasses of dead poodles. U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson is presiding. His previous experience includes hearing cases that involve people suspected of being al-Qaeda sympathizers or “enemy combatants.”
Perpetrators of gun violence ought to be taken so seriously.
According to data recently released by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, nearly half of more than 10,000 guns recovered by law enforcement authorities in the Washington area came from Virginia. Hundreds, if not thousands, of people — human beings, not dogs — have been killed by these guns. But you won’t find any gun manufacturers — or even many killers, for that matter — being hauled into court on conspiracy charges.
Apparently you have to be a dogfight promoter for that.

First off…I haven’t been hunting in ages, I’ll admit it. So I could be wrong with what I am about to say — but if I remember correctly, most states specify a minimum energy level that a bullet must generate to be legal for hunting. I remember Bob at Near the Salty City said something about my 10mm handloads being strong enough to take deer with in his home state of Utah, with its lower limit of 500 ft-lbs for that animal. But here’s what I am getting at — don’t they have those lower energy limits to make the kill as painless and quick as possible for the animal? I can’t think of any other reason, really, and it makes sense to me. But beyond that, I would argue that killing animals for food is perfectly natural. And since we as humans were born with the ability to fashion the tools to fight our way to the top of the food chain — and they don’t call it that because of the way it rolls off the tongue — would it not follow that it was perfectly natural that we would do that, too? Mr. Milloy might not think me so enlightened, as I don’t think his comparison of hunting and dogfighting makes any sense at all, but with his status as a member of the coastal media, so insulated from the realities of life outside the newsroom, that much is to be expected from him and his faux-intellectual ilk.
As for the gun manufacturers being hauled into court on what I guess would be conspiracy to flood the inner cities with guns…I can’t help but think of what the great Larry Elder wrote in his book “Ten Things You Can’t Say In America”:

A black friend said that manufacturers conspire to “put” guns in the black community. “Larry, guns, like drugs are brought in from the outside. There’s no gun manufacturer in Compton in Watts.”
“Yes,” I said. “And there are no pig farms or egg hatcheries there either. But I had ham and eggs this morning. Grow up.”

Sounds to me like that’d pretty good advice for Milloy to take, intellectually speaking. No doubt many media professionals think ending up at the Washington Post, New York Times or San Francisco Chronicle would be the pinnacle of their career. Reading crap like this I really can’t understand why. Is those people’s self-esteem really THAT low?!


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