Quote of the day, deprogramming edition…

…right here:

Any man who says he loves “Sex and the City” has been brainwashed, the victim of pop culture Stockholm Syndrome. Sexual favors were denied. Eyelids were peeled back and taped in place. After months of indoctrination, he suddenly found himself counting calories, clucking disapprovingly at feet wearing shoes from last season, and declaring “I’m totally a Samantha!” Don’t believe him when he gushes about the HBO series; pity him. Dude needs to be deprogrammed. An afternoon of empty beer bottles, BB guns, and Iron Maiden should do the trick.

I just don’t have anything to add to that…except, maybe, that I have “Aces High” running through my head now…

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One Response to “Quote of the day, deprogramming edition…”

  1. southtexaspistolero Says:

    Sabra (24.28.142.136)
    And also that you’re really, really glad your wife doesn’t go in for vapid shit like that…
    May 31, 2010, 9:36:02 AM CDT – Like – Reply – Edit – Moderate

    TFG (24.243.34.236)
    …emptying beer bottles…

    There, fixed that for him.
    May 31, 2010, 11:42:42 AM CDT – Like – Reply – Edit – Moderate

    Albatross (69.152.237.246)
    … and Iron Maiden should do the trick.

    I suggest starting off with “The Mercenary,” and then moving on from there.
    May 31, 2010, 7:22:02 PM CDT – Like – Reply – Edit – Moderate

    AlanDP (204.145.111.160)
    BB guns?
    May 31, 2010, 8:01:40 PM CDT

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