Why yes, I am going to milk this…

…for all that it is worth! (Background here.)

Overheard earlier today, as we were driving back from Taco Cabana off IH-37 & New Braunfels Avenue:

Sabra: “We should both go down to the courthouse and get our name changed to the most outrageously ethnic German name we can find.”

Me: “Yeah, one with at least an umlaut. But we’d better be careful, or Phil Cortez and his henchmen will hunt us down and force us to change it to Chavez.”

And later, rolling down FM 78:

Sabra, pointing at a white Dodge Durango for sale: “I wonder how much that is?”

Me: “I don’t know. But we can’t drive it.”

Sabra: “Why?”

Me: “Because Phil Cortez and his henchmen will hunt us down and force us to paint it brown and call it a Chavez.”

Sabra: “You are so bad!”

Indeed I am. That’s why she married me. 😉

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2 Responses to “Why yes, I am going to milk this…”

  1. Albatross Says:

    I like your idea. I’m going change my name to Albatros Flugzeugwerke.

  2. southtexaspistolero Says:

    Has a nice ring to it. 😉

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