Me: “I’m just amused that they gave that story (the Elisa Chan story — ed.) so much room on the front page.” (It took up most of the space above the fold in today’s print edition of the Express-News.)
Sabra: “Yeah, there go her chances for re-election. I mean, that story was just so poorly written…”
Me: “The Brian Chasnoff column?”
Sabra: “Yes! He writes like he brushes his hair–as though he were half drunk, and without any skill whatsoever.”
Me: “HAHAHAHAAAA!…He’s so bad he has to have his coherent arguments created by the subjects of his columns!”
And frankly, even that is hit-and-miss.