Well, she had a point…

Context: We were talking about Sabra’s ex-husband and his married girlfriend.

Me: “Those two have been ‘together’ about a year and a half now, right?”

Sabra: “Yeah.”

Me: “Well. Don’t you think it’s about time for her to either shit or get off the pot? I mean, I know I’m a fine one to talk, but…”

Sabra: “At least you had the excuse of being a naïve virgin.”

Me: “HAHAHA! This is true, as self-serving as it may be of me to say that…”

Tags: things my wife says