Context: We were talking about Sabra’s ex-husband and his married girlfriend.
Me: “Those two have been ‘together’ about a year and a half now, right?”
Me: “Well. Don’t you think it’s about time for her to either shit or get off the pot? I mean, I know I’m a fine one to talk, but…”
Sabra: “At least you had the excuse of being a naïve virgin.”
Me: “HAHAHA! This is true, as self-serving as it may be of me to say that…”
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